Some of my friends have been asking about my secrets to be so handsome. Modestly, I remind them that if I'm handsome is because nature have been kind with me; that it's not my fault if I'm a mancat model.
Well, I have to admit that it's some of my fault because
it's not easy to maintain THIS full body;
as you know, it's not that I'm fat, I'm just a husky little cat.
Anyway, I decided that I'm going to share a little secret with you all. Yes, one of my beauty secrets is that I have my own water fountain.
It's not the fountain of youth of Ponce de Leon, but the thing that amazes me is that the water is so fresh everytime I drink from it. So, it's out in the open, have your own water fountain and you'll be nearly as handsome as me.
A little more Mom, please.
Thank you, that's enough.