Wild herb and seeds

One of the reasons that made Mom decided to fleece me was because my hair got all tangled and it caught all kinds of seeds, wild herbs and straws. Today was Liah's turn. The backyard was wild because my human brother couldn't cut the grass, there have been some rainy days that haven't let him do his work. As you can imagine, the wild herbs were really wild. Today, Liah decided to go to the backyard and have a little exercise running. But, in her paws she caught all the seeds of the grass. Look at that! Mom was horrified when she saw that! She began to pull all those seeds from Liah's fur, but it was almost impossible. So, she took the scissors and cut Liah's leg hairs that were tangled with the seeds. Liah was a little sad about her lost fur, but I told her not to worry, that it'll grow again soon. Mom says that now she has to take Liah to the groomer to fix that horrible haircut that she made.

Liah, before.

Don't tell Liah, but I think that she looks a little funny now- he, he.

Liah, after.

Ola, kala!

I Was Fleeced!

As you can see, I was fleeced.

Mom was smarter than me and tricked me to enter the pet taxi. Oh, I don't know how she does that.
Anyway, she took me to a friend of hers, that works with a vet, to cut my hair. She doesn't like when the vet gives me a tranquilizer for grooming, but Mom's friend talks to me while he cuts the hair. I don't like it anyway, but he finds the way; although, it takes all day to finish.
Mom's friend is not a professional groomer that's why he decides to leave my legs and paws all hairy. Mom says that now I look like Shrek's Puss in Boots. Damn Rumpelstiltskin, I even have the same belly!
All these haircutting and comparisons have left me exhausted. But Mom says it's not over. She bought a waterless shampoo because she thinks she's gonna give me some kind of bath.

We'll see...

Ola kala!

Haircut: Oh, nooooo!!!!

Tomorrow, Mom is taking me to the vet to have a haircut. She thinks I don't know, but, OH, I KNOW! Today, I've been making plans to escape tomorrow morning. She thinks she can trap me inside the house, but to do that, first I have to come in. That's the thing, I'm not going to enter for anything in the world. The problem is that I might miss breakfast, but I'll see if I can convince Prince to take out my dish just after Mom fills it.
Mom says I need a haircut because my hair is all tangled since I hate to be combed. But I don't want to look like this again:

Anyway, I have to go now, I'm in my neighbor's computer. I still have no Internet service.
I hear the neighbor.

"HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE?"

Bye!

Ola kala!